The Ultimate Kiss Off
It's got nothing to do with Gene Simmons. Nor does it involve swapping spit and mono with strangers for the benefit of a charity. I'm also not talking about one of my favourite Violent Femme's songs. This is the ORIGINAL Kiss-Off, a stain remover that I think everyone needs to have on hand. It claims to tackle (with success) lipstick, makeup, wine, coffee (right there it's already a product designed for me!), baby spots (whatever those are, I am certain they're unruly and unwanted), pet stains, blood, grease and my fave: mystery stains ! (Sounds like the aftermath of a night of drinking) Now if you know me at all then you know I do NOT (EVER) post any product that I have not tested or swear by, so I made an afternoon of this one. Using an old white tee as my sacrificial lamb, I spotted it with espresso, red Sharpie ink, lipstick and lip gloss (I still believe they are two completely different beasts for stains), and red wine. Following the directions on th